Funny Stuff
August 11th 2007 05:39
Of all my experiences in Stanford, California, the funniest had to do with a classifieds ad Brad and I placed in the SF Weekly which was the result of too much thinking (or possibly not enough).
Keep in mind that this was an ad for dogwalking:
Epiphanie will pamper your pet in the privacy of your home.
The operator who suggested the idea to a stressed out Brad even put it in a nice red font for us for free. Needless to say I received phonecalls from gentlemen expecting a very different kind of service. Some were unsure if I really was a dogwalker, one asked me if I did threesomes, and one was very straight-forward about his demands. All in all it was pretty riotous.
Speaking of, I was recently in a car with two gay men, one of which was dropping me off at my place after a night out. I was giving him directions on how to get to my apartment when he contested one of them. "You're talking to a homosexual- we'll go forward... We do not say 'straight' to the gay driver." It took me ages to stop laughing.
Keep in mind that this was an ad for dogwalking:
Epiphanie will pamper your pet in the privacy of your home.
The operator who suggested the idea to a stressed out Brad even put it in a nice red font for us for free. Needless to say I received phonecalls from gentlemen expecting a very different kind of service. Some were unsure if I really was a dogwalker, one asked me if I did threesomes, and one was very straight-forward about his demands. All in all it was pretty riotous.
Speaking of, I was recently in a car with two gay men, one of which was dropping me off at my place after a night out. I was giving him directions on how to get to my apartment when he contested one of them. "You're talking to a homosexual- we'll go forward... We do not say 'straight' to the gay driver." It took me ages to stop laughing.
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